Shrek

Shrek…

- Just like the time......and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I had some strong gases leaking

out of my but that day.

-_________you ___________me?

-I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone/there is no one here, beside me./My problems have all gone./There's no one to derive me./But you got to have free ...

-Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends.

-Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

-Listen! Little donkey. Take a look at me! ____________ I?

- A......really tall?

- No! I'm an Ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks.___________that ___________ you?

-  Nope.

- Really?

-Really really.

- Oh?

- Man, I like you. _____________ your name?

- A..., Shrek.

- Shrek?!

- _______I _________ with you?

-What?

- Can I stay with you, please.

- Of course!

-Really?

- No.

- I'm making waffles. ___________ I ____________?

- Outside!

- Well James. This is far from the farm, but __________we _____________?

- It's not...

-What a lovely bed.

-Got you!

-I found some cheese. Awful stuff.

-___________ you Gordon?

-_________ you __________?

- Enough! ________ you __________ in my house? Oh, no, no, no... Death prods off the table!

- Where would we supposed to put her. The bed's taken.

-What?

-I live in a swamp. I've put up signs. I'm a terrifying Ogre! ________ I __________ do, to get a little privacy?

- I'm on road again. Sing with me Shrek! I'm on road again...

-_________ I __________ about singing?

-________ I ______________?

-No.

-Well, _________ I ________?

-All right.

- You monster.

- I'm not a monster here. You are.

-You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me! _____________the others?

-Eat me.

- I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! Tell me! Or I'll...

-No, no, not the buttons. Not gumdrop buttons.

- All right! _______________ them?

- Ok, I'll tell you. ____________you __________ the muffin-man?

-The muffin-man?

-The muffin-man.

-Yes, I know the muffin-man.__________ on Proully lane?

-Well, she's married to the muffin-man.

-The muffin-man!

-The muffin-man!

- You're a girl dragon. Oh, sure. I mean 'course you're a girl dragon, 'cause you're just ricking the feminine beauty out. ______________ the matter with you?  ________ you __________ something in your eye?

-Wake up!

-What?

-__________ you princess Fiona?

- I am. Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me.

-Oh, that's nice. Now let's go.

-But wait, sir knight. This be our first meeting. ______________ wonderful, romantic moment?

- Yeah. Sorry lady there's no time.

- Hey, _____________you ___________? You know, you should sweep me out of my feet. Out through the window and down the rope by to your valued steed.

-You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you?

-Uh-um.

- Wait.____________you ________? Exit is over there.

- Well, I have to save my ass.

-____________ knight ___________ you?

-One of a kind.

- I have helmet hair.

- Please. I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer.

- Oh, no, you wouldn't, dust.

- But, ________ you __________ me?

-What? That wasn't in a job description.

-I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out.

-No, do you think?

-______you _________ something?

-Never mind Donkey.

-Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it?

-No. This is one of those drop it and leave it alone things.

-___________ you _________to talk about it?

-______ you ____________ to talk about it?

-Oh, Why you block?

-I'm not blocking.

-Oh yes you are.

-Donkey, I'm warning you.

-_________ you __________ to keep out?  Just tell me that Shrek. Who?

-Everyone, ok?

-Oh, now we're getting somewhere.

-Oh, for 'the love of pit'.

-Hey, __________your _________ Shrek? __________you ________ against the whole world anyway?

-Look. I'm not the one with the problem, ok? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me.

- Shall we?

-???all the forin?? Whoa, hold on, now. _______ that ________ from?

-What?

-That. Back there. That was amazing.________ you __________that?

-Well, when one lives alone one has to learn these things in case there's a...There is an arrow in your butt.

-Princess, __________ you? Princess? It's very spooky in here and are we playing little games.

-No, no. Help! Shrek! Shrek!

-No. -Shrek!

-It's ok. It's ok.

-_________you _________ with the princess?

-Donkey, shhh. I'm the princess.

-It's me, in this body.

-Oh my god. You ate the princess.

-________you _________ me?

-Donkey!

-Listen, keep breathing. I'll get you out of there!

-Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!

-This is me.

-Princess? ___________ to you? You're a... different.

-I'm ugly, ok?

-Yeah._________ it ________ that you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats were a bad idea.You are what you eat, I say.

-No. I've been this way as long as I can remember.

-_________ you _________? Look, I've never seen you like this before.

- It only happens when the sun goes down.

- Princess Fiona, beautiful fair flawless Fiona, I ask your hand in marriage. __________ you ___________the perfect bride for the perfect groom?

- I object!

- Shrek?

- Oh, now _________ he ________?

- Hi, everyone. Having a good time, aren't you? I love Duloc, first of all. Very clean.

-__________ you __________ here?

-Really, it's rude enough being alive, when no one wants you. But showing up uninvited to a wedding...

-Fiona! I need to talk to you.

-Oh, now you wanna talk? Well it's a little late for that. So if you'll excuse me.

-But you can't marry him!

-And why not?

-Because, because he's just marrying you so he can be king.

- Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him.

-He's not your true love.

-______ you __________ about true love?

-Well, I ...I'm in...